Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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