Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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