wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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