We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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