I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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