The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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