If that was your dad, he is hot
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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