Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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