I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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