I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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