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i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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