This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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