As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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