I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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