I'm really into asian looking animals
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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