Don't you send me to vm
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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