I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Even my vagina gasped.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
How drunk are you?
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