I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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