Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
