You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
