I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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