so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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