How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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