well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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