how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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