So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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