my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
