clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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