i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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