May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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