i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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