She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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