Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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