Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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