okay pat passed out under dana's car
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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