butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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