i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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