Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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