so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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