I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I want to be your penis for a week.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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