wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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