the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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