Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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