I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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