you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Just puked most of my soul out..
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