Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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