shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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