Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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