You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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