actually, I'm a sock model
Don't make out with my wife yet
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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