physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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