apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize