I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he puts the penis in happiness.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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