Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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