well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
